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undemolitioned-lovers:

undemolitioned-lovers:

if you get your dick stuck in a saw trap call that another cock in the murder machine

happy one thousand notes to this god awful yet unmatched post

miasmarquess:

Is this anything

(via exaltior-a)

charlottan:

completely sober and lucid walking down the street googling “is it ok to dm a mutual” “mutuals ok to talk to?” “will my mutuals kill me for wanting to talk with them”

girlstressed:

me when i reblog something from a mutual: oh hehe this is cool

me when a mutual reblogs something from me: mutual has invested in me…they find me clever and funny even…they have graced their blog with my presence and i must repay the gesture with kindness…mutual i will never forget this

r-askolnikov:

for every we’re so back there are three consecutive it’s so overs

hiveswap:

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

cursedpinterest:

candytwist:

anon asks are my favourite thing about this site. yeah i want to talk to you yeah i dont know how to do that. let me say something with cool guy sunglasses instead

feraligatr:

beingharsh:

feraligatr:

if it’s raining and it’s pouring, you KNOWWWWW that old man is snoring

let’s fuck him

Yes

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magrittr:

Brutalism is when there’s concrete. The more conk they crete, the more brutalismer it is.

(via hopingfortea)

pjharvey:

torn between getting a girlfriend and getting really into russian literature. i feel like the two are mutually exclusive somehow

were–ralph:

lets test this out: everyone be nice to trans folk and if you see someone who is trans you have to give them $5

(via lesbocrocker)

tentacleteapot:

“would you fuck your clone” = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you’re your own type

“would you fuck MY clone” = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of ‘why would you fuck my clone and not me?’ drama, reasonable question to ask if you’re a mad scientist

(via exaltior-a)

transbeeduo:

mutuals lets all hug and snuggle and cuddle okay

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